A short drabble to work through my writer’s block because there’s not enough fics of CrissColfer cockblocked by Brian the Cat.

“Chris,” Darren mumbles.

“Yeah?”

“He’s doing it again…”

“Dammit!” Chris leans up on his elbows and looks down at Darren who’s kneeling between his legs with a face saying  ‘this really needs to stop happening.’ He then looks farther down to Darren’s naked back where Brian, his cat, had chosen to sit. He sighs heavily and flops back down on the bed. “Brian!”

An answering mioaw is heard and Darren laughs.

“We really need to stop leaving the door opened,” he says, his breath tickling Chris’ flushed skin.

“Well someone distracted me,” Chris points out and glances down at Darren, an eye-brow cocked.

“Well someone was begging to be ravished,” Darren counter-acts and Chris just roles his eyes.

“I was not.”

“Were too!”

Miaow.

The two men stop play-fighting and look at Brian, who has a very innocent look on his face.

“That cat knows more than it lets on.”

“I’m pretty sure he’s a government agent,” Chris admits, his lips quirking into a smile.

“Oh yeah? For what department?”

“The Department of Cat Cockblocking,” Chris tells him and Brian just miaow’s again, getting up and stretching before crawling up and over Darren’s head (which gets a chuckle out of Chris) to settle on the bed beside his owner, his head resting on his stomach.

Darren watches Brian in almost disbelief, his eyes wide as Chris’ cat turns to him and purrs contently and rubs his head against Chris’ body, almost mocking him.

“Your cat likes to amuse himself, doesn’t he?”

“Definitely,” Chris agrees, sounding slightly annoyed, but he scratches behind Brian’s ears anyway.